Someone explain.
Shia LeBouf murdered then ate his Even Stevens co-stars a few weeks ago.
Bullshit. lol
When’s the last time you saw the mom or dad or Donny or Ren or Coach Tugnut?
Think about it.
GUYS, GUYS,
Don’t you remember the Even Stevens Movie? When they are all stranded and they fight over a peanut that they stole from a squirrel?
Shia ate the family Disney just changed the ending to be family friendly
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what if tumblr is just high tech scrapbooking and in 60 years our grandkids will be like tumblr is for OLD PEOPLE
MY COMPUTER IS FROZEN AND ITS STUCK ON SOMEONES BLOG AND THIS IS THEIR AUTOPLAY MUSIC AND I CANT STOP IT HELP ME
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I’m a TA for a 4th grade Hebrew class, and this is so accurate. Minus the cigarette part.
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embracethismoment-weareeternal:
The Bull Who Cried
Reported by “Weekly World News”, in Hong Kong, a group of workers took a bull to the slaughterhouse. They were about to enter the facillity when the bull suddenly stopped and knelt on its front paws.
The bull was crying.
Shiu, one of the workers, claims he started to shiver seeing those “scared and sad eyes”, and, as much as they tried to pull the bull inside, it wouldn’t move and just stood there, sobbing like a child.
The workers were not able to slay it, also tearing up at the sight, collecting funds to buy the animal and deliver it to the care of the monks of a nearby temple.
Apparently, when they said they would not kill it, the bull got up and followed them.
(Source Unkown, seen on Facebook)
Ooh my gosh </3
I remember this story. The workers all pitched in to buy his freedom.
:’)
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Perhaps greater lies have been told in the past century, but they can be counted on one hand. Racial caste is alive and well in America.
Most people don’t like it when I say this. It makes them angry. In the “era of colorblindness” there’s a nearly fanatical desire to cling to the myth that we as a nation have “moved beyond” race. Here are a few facts that run counter to that triumphant racial narrative:
There are more African American adults under correctional control today — in prison or jail, on probation or parole — than were enslaved in 1850, a decade before the Civil War began.
As of 2004, more African American men were disenfranchised (due to felon disenfranchisement laws) than in 1870, the year the Fifteenth Amendment was ratified, prohibiting laws that explicitly deny the right to vote on the basis of race.
A black child born today is less likely to be raised by both parents than a black child born during slavery. The recent disintegration of the African American family is due in large part to the mass imprisonment of black fathers.
If you take into account prisoners, a large majority of African American men in some urban areas have been labeled felons for life. (In the Chicago area, the figure is nearly 80%.) These men are part of a growing undercaste — not class, caste — permanently relegated, by law, to a second-class status. They can be denied the right to vote, automatically excluded from juries, and legally discriminated against in employment, housing, access to education, and public benefits, much as their grandparents and great-grandparents were during the Jim Crow era.
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